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  • Listening to: Big House ~Muppets Most Wanted
  • Reading: The stuff I just wrote
  • Watching: The wind blowing through the trees
  • Playing: Taonga
  • Eating: An everything bagel
  • Drinking: Root beer
I've been seeing a lot of Loki X Pregnant!Reader imagine fics lately, which is weird since shouldn't Loki be the one getting pregnant?
  • Listening to: Angel Eyes ~Abba
  • Reading: The stuff I just wrote
  • Watching: some girl putting 100 layers of henna on her hand
  • Playing: Pokefarm Q
  • Eating: Pop Rocks
  • Drinking: Water
Why can't people just stay alive for once instead of messing it up for everybody? Is that too much to ask? I mean come on.
  • Listening to: Oops! I Did It Again ~Postmodern Jukebox
  • Reading: The stuff I just wrote
  • Watching: H20Delirious playing Mortal Kombat
  • Playing: Cookie Clicker
  • Eating: A mint
  • Drinking: Water
I wanna be a reverse Santa. You leave out toys for me and I come and bring you boxes of baked goods.
  • Listening to: I Just Called To Say I Love You ~Stevie Wonder
  • Reading: The stuff I just wrote
  • Watching: Markiplier's OFF Let's Play
  • Playing: Cookie Clicker
  • Eating: Pumpkin-flavored cereal
  • Drinking: Coffee
10: Your Uber driver
9: The moving guy who's handling your fine china
8: Your barber
7: Your tattoo artist
6: A butcher using a saw
5: Whoever's in charge of deciding which song plays next on the radio
4: A hunter, especially one hunting with friends
3: A sushi chef preparing blowfish
2: The doctor who's giving you or your lover a vasectomy
1: The electoral college
  • Listening to: Allies ~Heart
  • Reading: The stuff I just wrote
  • Watching: Epic Rap Battles of History
  • Playing: Hard-to-get
  • Eating: Peanut butter and strawberry jelly toast
  • Drinking: Coffee
If I am the night,
Who brings light to the darkness?
Robin. He's the moon.
  • Listening to: Firework ~Katy Perry
  • Reading: The stuff I just wrote
  • Watching: Vine compilations
  • Playing: Backyard Monsters
  • Eating: Chocolate
  • Drinking: Coffee
I think I want to write a short story where a guy wants to propose to his girlfriend in a really overblown manner. Like, he hides the ring in food, spells out the words "MARRY ME" with candles, ect. But every time he tries, she either doesn't notice or doesn't get it. Eventually he gives up and plans to propose to her normally, but just when he's about to, SHE proposes to HIM.

I also have a sequel in mind that takes place a few years later where the now-married couple tries to announce to the girl's parents that they're having a baby.
  • Listening to: Under Attack ~Abba
  • Reading: The stuff I just wrote
  • Watching: D&D Play Undertale
  • Playing: Backyard Monsters
  • Eating: A pumpkin bagel
  • Drinking: Coffee
Rocky
Flint
Pebbles
Boulder
Tony Stony
Dwayne Johnson
Shiny
Jasper
Amber
Kole
Roxanne
Marbles
Jade
Luna
Emma Stone
Brick
Jem
Candy
Pearl
Steel
Copper
Stonecold
Crystal
Bubbles
Sparkles
Clay
Maui

These are only suggestions. Feel free to add your own.
  • Listening to: This Is Halloween ~Marilyn Manson
  • Reading: The stuff I just wrote
  • Watching: The Real Ghostbusters
  • Playing: The Sims 3
  • Eating: Leftover candy corn from last year
  • Drinking: Coffee
The Halloween Hobgoblins are a race of small, green creatures who live under bridges and in the trunks of hollow trees, and they love Halloween. They like other holidays too, but Halloween is their all-time favorite. Every year they come out of hiding to Trick-Or-Treat and play harmless pranks on the humans of the world, who never realize they're goblins and not just kids in costumes.

But the Halloween Hobgoblins aren't just playful; when they're mad, they can get vicious. And they hate it when anyone dishonors Halloween. They're known to destroy Christmas decorations that get put out too early. And if you don't wear a costume  on Halloween, then at midnight, they'll sneak into your bedroom and glue a scary mask to your face. You won't be able to take it off until the glue wears off.

Sure, their methods are  a little extreme, but rest assured their intentions are good. They only seek to protect the day they love most.
  • Listening to: You Give Love A Bad Name ~Bon Jovi
  • Reading: The stuff I just wrote
  • Watching: The Real Ghostbusters
  • Playing: The Sims 3
  • Eating: Popcorn
  • Drinking: Coffee
I love basketball as much as the next guy, but I don't believe professional athletes should be paid as much as they do. Actually, I don't think they should be paid at all. They're not doing anything except play a sport. That's all they do. Most people would be more than happy to play the same sport for free. Why do these "professionals" think they should be entitled to fame and fortune? Why do other people think the same? What are professional athletes contributing to society?

And what appeal is there to watching professional sports, anyway? There's no artistic value to it at all. It's not all that thought-provoking or amusing. And why do people get all excited when "their" team wins? You didn't win. Somebody else won. You didn't even participate. You sat there and watched while somebody you don't know ran around. You did nothing.

Speaking of doing nothing, it baffles me as to why sports video games exist. I'm not talking about things like Wii Sports and Mario Tennis. I'm talking about "realistic" sports games like Madden and stuff. These games try to simulate the experience of going outside and playing a sport. To the people who buy these games, I have to tell you right now that you're wasting your money. If you want to experience playing a sport, then go outside and play a sport. Not only will you save money, you'll be healthier and other people will find you sexy. Don't you want to be sexy? Yeah, you do.
  • Listening to: Ponponpon ~Kyary Pamyu
  • Reading: The stuff I just wrote
  • Watching: America's Funniest Home Videos
  • Playing: The AFV Drinking Game
  • Eating: A turkey pot pie
  • Drinking: Coffee

1. How long have you been on DeviantArt? Eight years (this is my current account; my old one is Kitty-the-Waterbaby).

2. What does your username mean? My name is Katt, I'm certifiably insane, and I was thinking of Matt Smith at the time.

3. Describe yourself in three words. Funny, creative, lazy.

4. Are you left or right handed? Right, but I'm trying to train myself to be ambidextrous.

5. What was your first deviation? The first deviation I ever uploaded was in 2007. It's called Moonlight and it depicts Meowth and Jigglypuff looking at the moon. It's very badly done, but I'm proud of it because it represents a stage in my development.

6. What is your favourite type of art to create? Prose. To tell the truth, I find writing much more fun than drawing. 

7.If you could instantly master a different art style, what would it be? I really like how Margaret Keane draws those big-eyed children. I think her style is just adorable.

8. What was your first favourite? Something by ImageC0rrupt3d, but it's in storage now. The next one is Organize THIS Episode 1 by Darxide. I guess I was really into Kingdom Hearts back then.

9. What type of art do you tend to favourite the most? Fanart. I'd call it a guilty pleasure, except I'm not the least bit ashamed of it.

10. Who is your all-time favourite deviant artist? Zarla. Her comics are truly hilarious. And sometimes they're just adorable.

11. If you could meet anyone on DeviantArt in person, who would it be? Again, Zarla. She seems like she'd be fun to be around.

12. How has a fellow deviant impacted your life? I won't say their name, but they taught me a valuable lesson: Just because somebody is a good artist, that doesn't make them a good person.

13. What are your preferred tools to create art? The sharpest tool I have is my wit.

14. What is the most inspirational place for you to create art? My bedroom, 'cause I'm surrounded by things that inspire me.

15. What is your favourite DeviantArt memory? When my Fella plushie arrived in the mail. I feel like I should play with him more.

  • Listening to: You're So Vain ~Marilyn Manson
  • Reading: The stuff I just wrote
  • Watching: The clouds
  • Playing: The Sims 3
  • Eating: Nothing, really
  • Drinking: Water
It's difficult to make a moral standpoint on things like guns, so oftentimes I try to look at things from a more logical perspective.

I don't believe banning guns would lower the crime and/or mortality rate. There are hundreds of things that everyone has access to which could potentially used as a weapon. Knives, baseball bats, shovels, bricks, glass, gasoline and matches... heck, even our own bare hands. Obviously, the government can't ban those.

And even if guns were banned, it more than likely still wouldn't stop people from using them to commit crimes. I mean, there's no sense in obeying the law when you're already planning on breaking it.
  • Listening to: Artpop ~Lady Gaga
  • Reading: The stuff I just wrote
  • Watching: My words
  • Playing: The Sims 3
  • Eating: A satsuma
  • Drinking: Tea
An alternate retelling of Jack and the Beanstalk where Jack decides to run away with the cow instead of selling her because he refuses to part with his best friend, and they're both sick of getting no respect from his greedy mother. They're planning to build a small hut and live off the land when a merchant comes along and offers magic beans in exchange for the cow. Jack thinks the merchant is trying to swindle him, so he whispers a plan to the cow before making the deal. After the exchange is made and the merchant and cow are a good ways away, the cow kicks the merchant in the shins and high-tails it back to Jack's hut. Meanwhile, jack has planted the beans in the hopes of growing some food. By the next morning, the beans have sprouted into a really tall beanstalk and blah blah blah, Jack finds himself in a village inhabited by ten foot tall giants. A kindly old giant couple (named Boris and Susan) take Jack in and, after hearing his story, give him a bag of food and a bag of gold to take back down to Earth. From then on, Jack is good friends with the giants and visits them every so often and vice versa. Pretty soon, Jack and the cow are doing alright for themselves, and his mother finds out about it somehow, and also finds about the beanstalk somehow. Seething with envy, she angrily chops down the beanstalk. Unfortunately, this happened when Boris was visiting, so now he's stranded on Earth with no way to get back home to his wife, so he and Jack team up and find the merchant who sold Jack the beans in the first place, in the hopes of growing another beanstalk. But the merchant's still pretty ticked about his broken shins, so he sets Jack and Boris on a series of seemingly impossible tasks to prove their worth.

I'll figure out the rest later.
  • Listening to: Walk Through the Fire (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
  • Reading: The stuff I just wrote
  • Watching: Sexplanations
  • Playing: Solia Online
  • Eating: Marshmallows
  • Drinking: Coffee
The right side of the brain controls the creative and artistic aspects of a person's personality, so you could say that really uncreative people aren't in their right minds.
  • Listening to: Anywhere Is ~Enya
  • Reading: The stuff I just wrote
  • Watching: The world go by
  • Playing: Solia Online
  • Eating: Popcorn
  • Drinking: Water
I hate it when you eat peanut butter and it sticks in your throat for hours.
  • Listening to: Devil In Her Heart ~The Beatles
  • Reading: The stuff I just wrote
  • Watching: The world go by
  • Playing: Solia Online
  • Eating: Ramen noodles and cheese
  • Drinking: Water
If they make a Great Lakes Avengers movie, they should cast Sean Bean as Mister Immortal.
  • Listening to: Bang Bang ~Kylee Henke
  • Reading: The stuff I just wrote
  • Watching: The smiley dance
  • Playing: Solia Online
  • Eating: Marshmallows
  • Drinking: Coffee
On the day Peter cut off Captain Hook's hand, Hook was wearing a pair of white gloves. To this day Peter keeps the glove of the hand he cut off, now stained with Hook's blood, as a trophy.

Sometimes he puts it on and pretends he's Michael Jackson.
  • Listening to: Get Your Shine On ~Jesse McCartney
  • Reading: The stuff I just wrote
  • Watching: My back
  • Playing: Solia Online
  • Eating: Marshmallows
  • Drinking: Iced tea
Don't get me wrong, I like Kingdom Hearts. But I have to say, it's getting a little out of hand. It's like everyone is three people at once, and everyone who isn't is a composite two other characters, and it's nearly impossible to tell by now whether this one is that one or that one is this one or which one is what one or what one is who. And all this confusion is taking away from the Disney and Final Fantasy stuff, which is supposedly the whole point of the series.

But Jesse McCartney's in it, so it's got that going for it.

EDIT: Omigosh, what if the put Terence from the Tinkerbell movies in a Kingdom Hearts game? Wouldn't that be trippy?
  • Listening to: We're Not Gonna Take It ~Twisted Sister
  • Reading: The stuff I just wrote
  • Watching: Clips from The Lorax
  • Playing: Solia Online
  • Eating: Grapes
  • Drinking: Coffee and Cool Whip
What if the cure for cancer was eating a purple grape at exactly 10:42 PM every day for six weeks?
  • Listening to: Only Time ~Enya
  • Reading: The stuff I just wrote
  • Watching: The sun rise
  • Playing: Solia Online
  • Eating: A bagel
  • Drinking: Coffee
No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no
  • Listening to: I'm Gay ~Bowling For Soup
  • Reading: The stuff I just wrote
  • Watching: The snow fall
  • Playing: Solia Online
  • Eating: Nutella
  • Drinking: Tea
"Oh no! One person said one stupid thing on the internet that might actually be a joke but I can't tell! I'VE LOST MY FAITH IN HUMANITY! I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE!"

Dude, if you're gonna be such a grumpy-pants, the rest of us will be happy to see you go.